Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog whos been kicked in the head
Checked out my mail there was letter that read
Love for sale love for sale


I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
You cant catch a fish if you aint got the hook
Love for sale love for sale


Send up a signal throw me a line
Somebody explain this funny Valentine
It might not be signal but it sure aint a crime
Im one step from crazy and two steps behind


I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
Ive tried the Dating Game I havent found her yet
Im hoping that shes looking like a Penthouse Pet
Love for sale love for sale


[Solo]


Weve been living together 3 years
2 hours 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers
You cant shop for love when youre shopping at Sears
Love for sale love for sale


I guess Ive learnt my lesson it was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would be
Love for sale love for sale