Right now hes probably slow dancing with a
bleached-blonde tramp
And shes probably getting frisky
Right now hes probably buying her some Fruity little drink cause she cant shoot whiskey
Right now hes probably up behind her with a pool-stick showing her how to shoot a combo
And he dont know...


That I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time hell think before he cheats

Right now shes probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now shes probably saying Im drunk
And hes thinking that hes gonna get lucky
Right now hes probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom cologne
And he dont know... OH!

That I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time hell think before he cheats

I mightve saved a little trouble for the next girl
A cause the next time that he cheats
Oh you know it wont be on me
No oh
Not on me...


That I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time hell think before he cheats

Oh maybe next time hell think before he cheats...

Oh oh
Before he cheats
ohhhh.