Early one morning at county line
The swells 4-6 approaching 9
The barrel of my life hit the Malibu Sky
A Golden State Pipe - Conchita was mine

Suddenly a local on a Boogie in a Thong
Cut in on my line - My Barrel was gone
Her Pepperdine Stud screamed Val thats what you get
I shot him with a gun behind Neptunes Net.

Killed a man I dont know what the fuss is
Im just looking for some California Justice...

Took off in the Mustang for the 395
Double Double in Mohave - Took a left at Lone Pine
I Powered up the top of Mt Whitney
They may not have a Jamba Juice but here theyll never get me...

While working my tan looked down the cliff to see
A line of Black and Whites Dropped by a yellow Jersey
Called Uncle Arnie said Whats going on
He said New Sheriff in town...Names Lance Armstrong

Killed a man I dont know what the fuss is
Im just looking for some California justice

Hired a fixer to keep things blurry
Sent the shuttle to space for the perfect jury
The judge dropped the bar and to the court decreed
You can lay down all you like
Tell me what you see

Im free
Heading up the Truckee River
To catch me a brown though the water makes me shiver
Mistake I made was crossing the border
Casinos for me are cooked and made to order

I didnt intend to kill the dealer last night
But I doubled down to 20 - His 16 pulled a 5
Now Im heading back to Cali bound for TAHOE CITY...

Killed a man I dont know what the fuss is
Im just looking for some California justice

Moral of the story keep the straight and narrow
Your eyes on the ball
Your hands off the sparrow
Every country needs one broken arrow
At least we gave you Ronnie Reagan Sonny & Chero

Ill meet you down behind Neptunes Net
Catch my honey in the thong
Do you get it yet?
Well catch barrels every day
Im just surfing U.S.A.