[Verse 1:]
Drunk faded browned out looking all shady
Two months since I f*cked a lady young man dick going crazy
Standard Saturday Im about to get a cab and masturbate
Then I see a hot girl look back at Dave
Lemme get your cat girl no Hathaway
Thats what I thought not what I said to her
Instead I walk up to her like I know you heard of the kid
You heard what I did you heard of my shit the murderous spit.
Shes like Naw youre being weird what are you talking about?
Im like Aw...
Pulling out my phone like a boss YouTube bout to get her off
But as I type the y-o-u some porno pop up
Im like Hold up how did thats not even me
Like I dont jerk off mobily...
Then her friends coming up
And wanna know if everything is okay
Im like Naw this a rape you cant tell?
Gimme a break please. Get the heck away.
I turned to her Let me buy you a drink she like Fine.
Told the man Two Patron she like Lime.
Said he tried twice the card got declined
Im like All ri- is this a could it be a machine issue?
He was like Naw
I was like Obviously theres something wrong
I got dough like Im not broke...
I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago.
He like Dude I dont know.
Now Im looking at the girl she just wanna go
And I aint talking bout with me bro I mean alone
I got one more chance to prove myself so Im like

[Pre-Hook:]
Look Im athletic girl Ive gotten several Rec League MVPs
At my crib Ive got some pizza plus a little bit of weed
In my room Ive got a TV plus I recently did sheets
Girl I even have a fridge that has the water on the door
Like with the crushed ice

[Hook:]
You know I dont give a damn what you playing right now
This is me coming at you as a man right now
Lemme freak lemme freak god dammit lemme freak
Just lemme freak please god just lemme freak

[Verse 2:]
The girl from the first verse somehow let me f*ck
Fast forward seven months we in love
Some real serious relationship type shit
Despite this I aint f*cked for days
Tried last night but was pushed away
But Ive been acting well behaved today I smell okay
Adele Pandoras playing now she laying
On the floor and Im praying this bitch is horny
I go and give her a smooch
She kissing Dicky back so I play with her boobs
Bad move she dont like that
Bad mood her boss being mean to her
Via email she wanna write back
Im like Right now?
She like Yeah what do I say can you just help me?
Oh okay whats the context?
Then she like Well he talks to Jane before coming to me.
Whos Jane again? I said she like Wow you should know that...
Okay I guess I forgot she like Dude thats my other boss.
Okay true so shouldnt your first boss
Go to the other boss before you? Right?
But Jane isnt hands on! she yelled
Okay well I just dont understand the dynamic then
I dont work with these people. She started crying
Wait stop what the f*ck is this?
Naw you dont ever take my side.
About an hour later til Im on her good side
We in bed hands on her good thighs
I try to kiss she like Good night but Im like

[Pre-Hook:]
Look I just turned off The Departed for a movie bout a bee
Ive been cutting back on farting tweeting arguing and weed
Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet
And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter of the Eagles
Now reward it..

[Hook]

[Verse 3:]
Fast forward some more June sixteenth twenty seventy four
Old LD looking old as f*ck still with the same ho holding up
But my life sucks legs hurt friends dead real terse
My dick looking like its tinfoil
Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs
On top of that she insane
Like I dont even think she knows who I am
Our kids moved away weve been doing the same shit for days
Maybe months who knows probably going to die soon
Pretty scared I aint even gonna lie to you
Think about it all day on my last legs
But Im going out with a bang
I got pills they invented back in fifty seven
I took five thats a bit excessive
I look high take a look at my thighs
And good god thats a little erection itll work though
Now Ive gotta find the ho Im pretty much blind at this point
I dont know if I mentioned that yet but I am
Made my way into the bedroom and there she is Im like

[Pre-Hook:]
Look I dont know if youre aware that
Youve been throwing out my shoes
What I do know is Im sick of doing nothing here with you
All my blood is in my dick Im probably dying pretty soon
Are you even comprehending what Im saying
Please acknowledge that you hear me...

[Hook]