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(Whos next?)

[Intro: Chopped and Screwed Voice - talking behind Chorus - w/ ad libs]
Screwed Up Click
You know what this means right?
Clover G! Lets go
Yeah Im too real to be an actor
Ya dig?
You know who you are
You be home you behind the mic
Not me though

[Chorus:]
Niggas a threat too real to be an actor - [8X]

[Verse 1: Lil Flip]
This aint a movie this more like a screenplay
Cause on the real I went to the block each day (for real)
The G way so hit me on my three way
Look if you want to live you better take it easy
You jump fly with me I clip your wings off
You violate me again I infa beam yall
This H-Town the home of the trunk poppers
Oh and Im on that kush nigga Im a funk doctor
I make hits in the streets and in the booth
So keep playin Ill put one on you (YOU)
Im tatted up cause I love takin pain
I give my artists a cheat and tell em keep the change
I aint petty player I buy the whole thang
My work pure since you want to talk blow man
I got that shit that made Len Bias overdose
Yours truly the King of the Third Coast

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Chamillionaire]
Yo its Koopa baby uh
Jackers pay attention and dont get the script confused
Cause I promise Black & Decker aint gon miss you with the tools
Better duck before you lose like McDuck or Mr. Scrooge
I aint givin away a golden cent or nothin to you fools
Clownin on the camera tryin to get you on the news
Sometimes the cloest ones the ones who tryin to see you lose
They say that Family Matters tell Urkel that Im the truth
Cause Im a be a Family Guy til Stewie get it misconstrued
Scratchin off the serial materials get thrown away
For jackers I got that cereal Im pourin out the Special K
Dont get blown away plot and you will bowl away
From no one just with a Cheerio size hole to stay
Homie it aint no debate some Pirellis known to hate
So I had to motivate a set of Os to hold my swangs
Tippin on my rollerblades head to toe way on them thangs
Tickets just get thrown away like I was supposed to pay

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Lil Flip]
Look aye its way too late to try to make peace
Just be glad they didnt find your ass on the streets
First they said H-Town wasnt gonna blow
But we proved em wrong even Bun B went gold
Im Michael Phelps the way I swim up in your wife
Look Im the reason her juice box aint tight
(Who the King of Houston?) yall better say me
Cause Def Jam Vendetta is the only way youll play me

[Verse 4: Chamillionaire]
NBA Live 2006 only way that theyll play me
I was born to be a boss and you just a trainee
In money that we trust so you can trust in me
Cause I am money you should see how much I clutched this week
They say that money talks so you can trust this speech
Its Barack OBalla baby lets do lunch lets feast
Landlord of the H lets discuss this lease
If you in Texas and you leanin then adjust your seat for Pimp C

[Chorus: w/ ad libs]

[Outro: Lil Flip - talking]
Hey we too real man
For real yeah
Too real to be an actor man
(187 187 whos next?) 187 whos next?
Hahaha
Hey Cham man
It feel good to be amongst the platinum elite club baby
Hey let em know
The grind dont stop Flipgates Chamillionaire
Its Volume 4 right?
Hey Cham man let these niggaz know man
Im f*ckin with these beats now
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