[Ludacris::]
Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..

[911 Ladie::]
9-1-1 WHats your emergency?

[Ludacris::]
Yes maam I got a hard problem I got a hard problem

[911 Ladie:]
Calm down sir it cant be that hard OK?

[Ludacris:]
No it cant it cant..It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just wont it just wont go down!

[911 Ladie:]
Escuse me ?

[Ludacris:]
I took one of them Viagras for the first time

[911 Ladie:]
Word?

[Ludacris:]
And the first one didnt do anything so I took another one

[911 Ladie:]
OK..

[Ludacris:]
And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherf*cker Ive been knocking shit over

[911 Ladie:]
Damn I aint had no dick in 6 months..

[Ludacris:]
Why dont them shits come with directions I dont know what to do man help

[911 Ladie:]
Hey girl Lisa!

[Lisa:]
Hmhm ?

[911 Ladie:]
Call my shift forward thgis call to my cell and confirm his address

[Lisa:]
I got you

[Ludacris:]
Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas I aint never listenin to them niggas again man I swear!

[Lisa:]
Hm..Calm down sir help is on the way...