[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitchhikin down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
Play the best song in the world or Ill eat your soul. (soul)
[Spoken]
Well me and Kyle we looked at each other
And we each said... Okay.
[Sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The Best Song in the World it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and its easy to see
One and one make two two and one make three
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail
And the beast was done.
He asked us: (snort) Be you angels?
And we said Nay. We are but men.
Rock!
Ahhh ahhh ahhh-ah-ah
Ohhh whoah ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldnt remember The Greatest Song in the World no no.
This is a tribute oh to The Greatest Song in the World
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World
All right! It was the best muthaf*ckin song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The song we sang on that fateful night it didnt actually sound
Anything like this song.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah f*ck! Good God God lovin
So surprised to find you cant stop it.
[Skat]
All right! All right!