Time goes by (its 30 minutes later)
Time goes by (45 minutes later)
Time goes by (and now one hour later...)

A car pulls up to a restaurant the door opens as someone gets out
First thing you see is some heels and a dress black shades on scarf around her head and mouth
Who could it be why are they here up the stairs there going
Through the door down the aisle like shes walking in slow motion
Checking out the place as she walks looking real cool
Peeping out through her glasses before she sits in the booth
She goes in her purse throws a cigarette out put it in her mouth he lights it
Then she blows smoke pause for a minutes and says what the hell happened?
First of all woman keep your voice down I aint tryna get loud up in here
Second of all how was I to know thatcha husband was a f*cking queer
Shh (clears throat) The waitress walks by
She says Ill be with yall in a minute
Now we made a deal the plan was for me to come home with you girl I did my part
So dont you go asking me what the hell happened when I didnt want to do this shit from the start
And then she says yeah right you didnt want to do this shit butcha ass got paid
And then she says Sylvester I said hold up bitch are you crazy dont be saying my name
She said whatever how come you did tell me you was married to Gwen?
First of all between the fake wigs and fake names how the hell am I suppose to know that Gwen is yo friend bitch Im a-
Shh here comes the waitress again
Sorry I kept yall waiting childish place is busy
Its always crowded about this time can I start yall off with sumthing to drink?
I said Ill just have a coffee with two sugars light on the cream
And she said Vodka straight up hell shit I need a drink
Then the waitress said girl I heard that Ill be right back with your drinks
And then she walks away I look back at her and says she look familiar too me
And she says what? I say nothing its just a thought
Anyway girl I thought the plan was for me to be in that house withchu and get caught
She says It was I said what how? She say I changed my mind
I blew smoke then I blew my cigar out said Im out this motherf*cker cause you wasting my time
She says wait dont go well [?] dammit talk to me
She says you wouldnt understand
Try me (Cathy sobs) Cathy Yes? Try me
She blows her nose and says well it all started one night when I was sitting in the living room
And sounds like I can hear somebody in the bedroom moaning and groaning
And I knew it wasnt me so my curiosity
Led me to believe that he was cheating on me
Well how come you just didnt ask him give him the benefit of the doubt?
Because a woman knows a woman just knows what some shit is foul
And then I said calm down here comes the waitress
Ooh like I said its busy around this time but thank yall for being patient
Say can I get yall anything else? I said no thatll be all
Then Cathy says Sylvester he says hold on cause hes getting another phone call
Its Tawn saying everything aight? Then Sylvester says we working it out
Then Tawn says well call me if you need me dawg you know Im holding you down and I said no doubt
I hang up then Cathy says well anyway let me get back to telling you what went wrong
Where was I oh yeah the day I heard him arguing on the phone
Now the story goes on and on and she telling him everything that happened
While Tawns outside in the car radio on bopping his head just rapping
Sylvester said Girl are you saying he was having sex with another man on the phone?
She says yes I say I cant talk about this she says why? say cause this shit is getting uncomfortable

Now back to Tawn he turns the radio down cause he gets a call
He says yeah whattup? and the voice says Yo T I got that information on Tina he says talk to me dawg
Well the word out on the street is the bitch is stop horring doing hair out her mommas basement and got a job hahaha
Haha is right the day that bitch stop horring is the day they stop selling dops (haha) Ya feel me Joe? (word)
Where the bitch work at a candy sto?
Nah the job that she got suppose to be legit I heard ya girl off on some ole waitress shit
Yeah waitress where? Hold on Im waiting on my people to hit me Roxanne and aunty on the place
You shittin me where this place at? He says Hold up Im getting a phone call

Now meanwhile Sylvesters asking Cathy Well why you still love him?
Then Cathy says Cause when I saw Chuck I just couldnt lose him to him
And then the waitress comes again but this time she brings the bill
I last her a fifty says keep the change she says damn thanks shit yall keep it real
Now meanwhile outside in the car Tawns getting impatient his homie comes back to the phone
Tawn says do I look like N vogue? He says why? he says nigga cause the way you got me holding on
I gotcha dawg I got where the bitch work live information and all
Yeah nigga Im listening well nigga first of all you gotta keep me down cause I went through a lot of crazy shit to find her
Yeah whatever I gotchu
Im dealing with some nigga in the jet free minders round the corner is a place called Shay Shays Diner
Nigga you forget I just did 3 years I need the exact address to where this place is
My bad you right kid 9501 thats right off Holston
Pause it right there now shoot back into the restaurant real quick

Sylvester looks up at the waitress and says excuse me but it seems like I know ya
And at the same time Tawns in the car going man this address sounds familiar
Meanwhile in the restaurant the waitress blows her bubble and says where you know me from?
Tawns homie gives him the name of the place again he looks up at the sign and says what the f*ck?
Now meanwhile back in the restaurant Cathys nudging me under the table going Sylvester
Then Sylvester looks at the name tag on the shirt and notices that shit says TINA
Then the waitress starts backing up with this confused look on her face
While Tawns outside on the phone telling his homie man Im right outside of the f*cking place
Then Sylvester says hold up I just wanna talk to you for a minute
Then she starts screaming Roxannes name real loud this bitch comes running from the back with a skillet
Then Tina breaks her beer bottle on the table and says nigga I will cut you with this glass
Cathy walks by me going out the door saying not tryna get loud in here my ass
Tina starts wobbing around Sylvester real slow saying we take Tae-bo classes
Then Tawn runs up in the place and says I will kill both of yall knucklehead asses