Here we are. The four of us...
In total shock... Me and her.
I closed my mouth and swallowed spit
And Im thinking to myself This is some deep shit!
And I said So youre gonna tell me hes the one hes been talking to?
He says Yes I say No he says Yes I say No he says Its the truth!

I said All of yall ass is crazy let me up out this door
Because this is way more than I bargained for
She says Wait Im sure we can all fix this
Then I said Im late plus I aint gotta damn thing to do with this!
But then she said Wouldnt you just like to know how it all began?
Then I thought to myself and said Quick you got three minutes
Then it got real quiet I said Somebody start talking

She said My God Rufus! Ive got just one question
how could you do something like this? Im so hurt!
He looked at her and said Bitch please youve got your nerves
With all your club hoppin lyin when you said you was shoppin.
And now here you are in our home and youre callin me wrong.

She said Okay you busted me! And that much I agree you caught me cheating!
But this is a little extreme!

He said You are my wife sleeping behind my back.
And now I come home and you got him in the closet how extreme is that?!
And she said But shes a he!
And he said Please you cant judge me
She said But Rufus this is crazy!
And I said Stop arguing!
I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out
So get to the point or I swear Im out!

Excuse me please but I think I can explain whats going on in here.
My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year
At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell sneaking in and out of hotels...
I said Brother spare the details!
Then Rufus said Chuck please! Dont say nothing else!
Then she screams Rufus you son of a bitch
He says Cathy go to hell!
I said I thought you said your name was Mary that what you said at the party.
Man this is gettin scary imma shoot somebody!
Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying Cathy this is all your fault!
She throws a pillow at him and says You were creeping too the only difference is you didnt get caught!
Chuck screamed out Were in love!
Cathy says Love my ass!
Rufus said theyre getting married then I shoot one in the air!

I said Not annother one of you sons of bitches say a word!
Cuz all this shit Im goin thru is unheard!
I grabbed my cellular
I said This is so wrong
I call up my home
And a man picks up the phone phone phone phone.....