The policeman gets in his car
And gets right on the phone
Backing up shaking his head saying
Let me get my crazy ass home
And his wife picks up and says
Darlin where have you been
ive been worried about you
And he says Police business honey I cant wait
to tell you what Ive been going through
She says Are you okay? Yes
Do you need anything? No
Well I baked you a pie Mmm
Your favorite: Cherry
Then he said Ill be there soon.
Sorry I kept you hanging
Then she said Honey dont worry about it
Just take your time I still got some cleanin
Now meanwhile Misses Roseys back at Gwens house
Tellin it all
She said I knew there was something about that policeman
I started to cut lose my dog
Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs and says
Miss Rosey you are nuts
And i say all I wanted to know
was what was you gonna do with that spatula
And then we all laughed
Tron says shes a G no doubt
Now lets head right back on over
To the policemans house
He pulls up in the garage
She doesnt expect for him to come that soon
She rushed to the door
kisses him on the cheek and says I was in the restroom
Then he said Whatcha say that for?
And then she says I dont know
Then he step back look at her and says
Whatcha all jittery for?
Then she says Sweetheart maybe its that time of the month
Then he says Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?
And then shes says You know what I mean
He says I know what came out yo mouth
He said that you said maybe
Then she says baby he walks in the house
She tries to lead him upstairs
But he goes straight to the kitchen
She says Hun I bought you some pears
And then he said Ima heat this chicken
Then she turns around thinking to herself
With this weird look on her face
Then he screams Woman what wrong witchu
why are you walking back and forth pacing?
Before she answers shes thinkin to herself
What am I to say?
Because the truth of the matter is
that she just slept with another man today
And he started calling her name
Bridget I know you her me
But she cant turn around
Because the truth on her face
He will see it
Then he screams Bridget
YesLook at me
Bridget turns around and then he says
Whatcha got up your sleeve?
Shes scared out of her mind
Stuttering and shaking and
still talking about some pears
He starts screaming saying
Woman Im not going up no stairs
Now hes got a funny feeling
Something just dont seem right
Hes looking at her while shes backing up
Then he says With all my might
Woman I swear Ill shoot somebody
if you been doing wrong
But little does he know
somebody is still right there in his home