(Attention attention)

Attention attention
Down on the floor
Dont reach for your pockets
Dont run for the door
The tension the tension
Its urgent its real
The cameras rolling
The envelope is sealed
Attention attention
By the way did I mention?

The stories are here
Are the stories I tell
Like jumping over buildings
Thats sticking out of Hell
Retention retention
Its all in your head
That pretty little mistress
Thats hidin in your bed
Attention attention
By the way did I mention?

Nothin about me is ordinary
My friends all say Im goin crazy
I dont hear a word that they say
Cause the voices in my head are legendary
But I will never tell them where the bodies are buried
Keeps them comin back every day

Oh no oh no
Theyre just villains in my mind doin time
Oh no oh no
Theyre just matches burnin holes in my soul

Attention attention
Cause this aint a stunt
The judges are racist
The jurys corrupt
The shelves are all empty
But the seats are all filled
A shiny new penny
On my hundred dollar bill
Attention attention
By the way did I mention?

Nothin about me is ordinary
My friends all say Im goin crazy
I dont hear a word that they say
Cause the voices in my head are legendary
But I will never tell them where the bodies are buried
Keeps them comin back every day

Oh no oh no
Theyre just villains in my mind doin time
Oh no oh no
Theyre just matches burnin holes in my soul

(Attention attention)
(Attention attention)
(Theyre just villains in my mind doin time)

Nothin about me is ordinary
My friends all say Im goin crazy
I dont hear a word that they say
Cause the voices in my head are legendary
But I will never tell them where the bodies are buried
Keeps them comin back every day

Oh no oh no
Theyre just villains in my mind doin time
Oh no oh no
Theyre just matches burnin holes in my soul

Oh no oh no
Theyre just villains in my mind doin time
Oh no oh no
Theyre just matches burnin holes in my soul

(Attention attention)
(Attention attention)?

[Thanks to isaiahmilde for adding these lyrics]