Good for you you fooled everybody
Good for you you fooled everyone
Good for you now youre somebody
Good for you you fooled everyone

Leave your weapon on the table
Wrapped in burlap barely able
Dont get angry dont discourage
Take a shot of liquid courage

Cause my monsters are real and theyre trained how to kill
And theres no coming back and they just laugh at how I feel
And these monsters can fly and theyll never say die
And theres no going back if I get trapped Ill never heal
Yeah my monsters are real

Good for you you hurt everybody
Good for you you hurt everyone
Good for you you love nobody
Good for you you owe no one

Leave your weapon on the table
Wrapped in burlap barely able
Call a doctor say a prayer
Choose a God you think is fair

Cause my monsters are real and theyre trained how to kill
And theres no coming back and they just laugh at how I feel
And these monsters can fly and theyll never say die
And theres no going back if I get trapped Ill never heal
Cause my monsters are real

Leave your weapon on the table
Wrapped in burlap barely able
Dont get angry dont discourage
Take a shot of liquid courage

Leave a light on if youre able
Cause we both know youre unstable
Call a doctor say a prayer
Choose a God you think is fair

Cause my monsters are real and theyre trained how to kill
And theres no coming back and they just laugh at how I feel
And these monsters can fly and theyll never say die
And theres no going back if I get trapped Ill never heal
Yeah my monsters are real

[Thanks to danielle_grossfeld for adding these lyrics]