Walk into the venue
You slipped me your CD
Asked me if Id listen
Give you my critique
I listened to it
But halfway through it I had to quit
Your band sounds like shit

So here we go
Dont get mad at me Im just being honest
I shouldve lied
Dont get mad at me Im just being honest

Walk into the bedroom
You were standing there
Turned around and smiled at me and said
You just cut your hair
But then I told you
I thought you looked better before
You said Hope you like sleeping on the floor

So here we go
Dont get mad at me Im just being honest
I shouldve lied
But now youre mad at me Im just being honest

How bout from now on youll write the script Ill read the lines
So here we go
Dont get mad at me Im just being honest

And now Im staring at her napkin
With seven digits that I cant make out
She wrote it down in purple lipstick
I shouldve never I shouldve never opened up
And baby its because Im Irish
I just couldnt keep my big mouth shut
Is that an eight? Is that a zero?
I shouldve never I shouldve never opened up

So here we go
Dont get mad at me Im just being honest
I shouldve lied
But now youre mad at me Im just being honest
How bout from now on youll write the script Ill read the lines
So here we go
Dont get mad at me Im just being honest (Im just being honest)

Whoa-oh-oh
(Im just being honest)
Whoa-oh-oh
(Im just being honest)