Uh uh ah uh
Yo Jeffrey Buss it
What are ya doin in there?
Word em up word em up word em up
In the place at about this time
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince just bu bu buggin out
Losing it all no sense
Ay Jeff scratch it scratch it man scratch it
Uh aw that was decent
Now scratch it a quick joint a quick one Jeff
Oh yeah yeah
We just bugging we just having some fun
Me and Jeffrey
Hes the DJ Im the Rapper
Hello can anybody hear me
You can aight thats good you can hear me
Okay its clear its good okay everybodys got it
One two
One two and

My rhymes have been written not to be bitten
But as it seems some suckers keep forgetting the rules about rappin but thats alright
Cause in the next five minutes Im a have them all uptight
Stronger than a dinosaur better known than Santa
Man the battles I battle I usually win em
In less than a minute but it all depends
On how long it takes you rappers to realise
That trying to defend yourself is ridiculous
Didnt you get my message its out of the question
Cause youre toys boys Im the Real McCoy
Im really gonna enjoy seeing you destroyed
If I was Fred Flintstone Id probably own all of Bedrock
If I was a criminal Id probably own a cellblock
If I was in the Navy I would own the sea
But Im a poet so I own the whole rap industry
Im like a lion my man and the streets are my den
Its either kill or be killed so I kill
I kill again and again and again
Surmount the times rappers Ill slaughter them
I tie em up and throw them in the water
Then Ill just walk away like nothing ever happened until somebody else starts rappin
Thats when I snap and Ill attack and go mad like Rambo or maybe like Commando or like Lando
Calrissian cause you know he was down with the Force
Fresh Prince is the source I feel no pain or remorse
Think that you can beat me rappin man you must be silly
Man I really really really really really really
Hate when people doubt my ability
And I have to prove superiority
If rap was basketball I would be in luck
Cause every time I freestyle it would be a slam dunk
Man Im the engineer and youre the passengers
Taking on a voyage a hip-hop massacre
The Jason of rap Freddy Kruger of rhymin
And Im sure that youll see in due time man
People will run to Philadelphia Pennsylvania to all join in to this Fresh Prince mania
My face in magazines on your radio or stereo
Everywhere you go audio and video
A hip-hop terrorist war like vocalist
Other rappers say yo Prince why dont you show me this
Style now you must be trippin it aint no way in hell Ima let you put your lip in
My rhyme cause its a timebomb Im not kiddin
My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten
Im quick and nimble a status symbol
I shop at Macys now but I used to shop at Gimbles
Ill drop kick a hurricane bodyslam a tidal wave
Walk through a tornado or a volcano
But Ill be okay though
And heres some more info that you rappers should know
You are the bombs and I will defuse you
I am the lawyer and Im going to accuse you of the ultimate rhyme crime and you will be guilty
Theres no way that youll ever ever defeat beat me rappin any time or day
Pop so much trash man I cant wait to be face to face and hear Jeff say sick em
Man youre gonna be my victim
You better duck and pray for good luck Chuck cause youre stuck
Youre like a Thanksgiving turkey and its time to be plucked
I see youre nervous purpose thats how I now youre soft
Youre runnin round like a chicken with your head cut off
But just relax my power to the max
And Im cuttin no slack on this rap track Jack
So back up as if you got good sense
Or feel the fury of the Prince
And ya dont stop
Yo Jazzy why dont you rock up the spots
Yo Jazzy hey Jeff Im psyched Im psyched
Give em a cut Jeff
Ooh-wee check out my dish-jockey!
Ay Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey a fast one

Uh ha yeah

Wow ay Jeff Jeff give em one of them fresh ones
A fresh one Jeffrey
No music no music
Woo that was decent that was decent
Thats my DJ thats my DJ
Jazzy Jeff Im the Fresh Prince
Hi how ya doin?
Hows everyone doin out there?
Ooh!
Im just here to talk about my DJ
I was just I was just standin in here really
Really? Aight okay um
On behalf of DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince ..
(Dont touch that dial)
Thank you and good night