[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ]
Ladies and gentlemen
Fly girls and fly guys
My name is the Fresh Prince
And Ive come here to introduce someone to you
His name is the Human Linn Drum Ready Rock C
And we came to tell everyone that...
( *Ready Rock C starts beatboxing* )
When we rock the house there is no doubt (is no doubt)
That me and Ready C will turn it out (turn it out)
Were down with the DJ Jazzy Jeff (Jazzy Jeff)
And you know that we are def (that were def)
And you should not settle for less
Than the undisputed best
[ Fresh Prince & Ready Rock C ]
Thats right we are the best
[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ]
Everywhere we (go) everytime we do a (show)
Everybody wants to (know) how we make em say (ho)
The way we do is not a magical trick
Its a lotta def rhymes (and beats like this)

( *Ready Rock C breaks into a new beat* )

[ Fresh Prince ]
Somebody yell hooo-o
[ crowd ]
Hooo-o
[ Fresh Prince ]
Say ho ho
[ crowd ]
Ho ho

[ Fresh Prince ]
Now Im the Fresh Prince hello how do you do?
I just have a little fun with the rest of my crew
So take a chill and just relax
Yo Ready C pretend that youre a dj and scratch

( *Ready Rock C imitates scratching* )
[ crowd ]
Go Ready Rock go Ready Rock...

[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ]
Alright now bust a move
And get the hell out if youre tryin to bust the groove
Cause we came to (party) all through the night
And were excommunicating those who dont act (right)
This is a (party) so grab some(body)
Drink some Ba(cardi) and dance (with everybody)
The feelings good some people think its great
Get on the dancefloor and let your body girate
In cadence with the beat just move your feet
While the Prince is on the rhyme (Ready C is on the beat)

[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ]
My.. beatbox rocks everywhere we go
Gettin utterly respected at every show
No other can (beat me) no girl can out-(freak me)
(Man Im gettin tired) Ready C give me a beat please
He does a lot that others cannot do
Ready C and the Prince the toughest two man crew
Were comin out rockin and were takin whats ours
Ready C is the man and the suckers he devours
Beat after beat he gains respect
Ready C is the man thats keepin others in check
I like to rock with him side by side
Me and Ready cold chillin with the utmost pride
So if youre not down by law to rock the spot
Then get the hell out cause were never gonna stop
My beatbox

We been rockin kinda hard ever since we begun
Yo Ready C man play Stanford and Son

( *Ready Rock C intonates theme from Stanford and Son* )

Now play it under water

( *same routine sounding like its done under water* )

How bout a fresh beat
A fresh beat
Ready C how bout a fresh beat
A fresh beat
Bust it

( *Ready Rock C switches to another beat* )

Well his name is Ready C and Im tellin you
He can play a beat forwards and backwards too

( *Ready Rock C makes the beat sounding like its being spun backwards on a turntable* )

Play it backwards

[ crowd ]
Go Ready Rock go Ready Rock...

Bust it

Backwards

[ Fresh Prince singing (& Ready Rock C) ]
Do you know where youre goin to
And do you like the things that Ready C is showin you?
(Showin you) where youre goin to (goin to)
Do you know that we are down by law
We want you all to know that were primal of all
And when we rock the house there is no doubt
That me and Ready C will turn it out
Do you know where youre goin to
And do you like the things that Ready C is showin you?

( *crowd cheers* )