Hello?
Yeah this is Prince whose this?
Yo whats up baby how you doin?
Oh Im tryin to see you on a personal tip
You know that right?
Ah come on
You been tellin me that for years
Youre a little bit older than me you know?
Youre 30 years old and Im 20
Age aint nothin but a number baby
Hey look Im young but Im real strong
Heh
Hey look I know that I know I know
I cant sport you around in my Benzito
And take you out to dinner and be seen
You know
Thats cool though
I tell you what
I tell you what
Got sumthin that can remedy for this problem
This is what I want you to do
I want you to get a globe right?
I want you to spin the globe spin it hard baby
Pick anywhere in the world
And Ill take you there
Well be together alright?
You with that?

Greek mythological gods are inferior
Studs and playboys come on Im superior
Any man can look and see where the curves are
It takes a real man to find where the nerves are
Women like huggin kissin and caressing
And a slow undressing
Calm down chill out take your time dude
Dont be all rough and fast like a monsoon
Women are soft and fragile you know delicate
Its really not appealing to then when the fella gets
All worked up and rushes to the pinnacle
You might think so but yo they aint with it though
Candlelight dinner just you and her in a
Nice restaurant is always a winner
Then ah - if she is first rate and on the first date
She says no be patient dont push her just wait
Because a woman is a gift to a man
They like you real hard but with a gentle hand
So get your act together cause if youre trippin up
If youre slippin up then F.P. is pickin up
All of yall slack man cause what youre lackin
I fill up so aint no need to come back man
Everything aint always the way that it seems
Im the Fresh Prince baby doll and Im the man of your dreams

Yo whats up
Yeah this is Jeff
Yeah I heard you talked to Prince today huh
Yeah let me guess
Hes young but strong
Yeah
I kind a figured that
Let me ask you a question
Did he kick the globe line on you?
Yeah I thought so
I heard that before too
Look Im not into geography
So Im not gonna ask you to spin no globe and point to where you wanna go
Or spend no dollars or even do back-semis when I come in the room
Because Im not into that
You know all Im asking for is 60 minutes of your time
And I can set the whole record straight
You know what Im saying

Im not trying to say nothing thats hard or complex
Or get you psyched with a pose or body flex
I win your loving with a paid vacation
You know Im more into a intellectual stimulation
I make your mind feel good your body follows it
I pour loving in your mind swallows it
Im not dissing Prince cause hes my friend
But boysll be boys and menll be men
Ladies your batterys unstable
Jazzy Jeff got the worlds best jumping cables
Fourteen thousand volts of pure intimacy
Thats enticing to you
Yeah it was meant to be
Dont debate the great flow of fate
Let he whos Jazzy have you concentrate
Think of me and you makin love as a team
Im Jazzy Jeff baby doll and Im the man of your dreams


Yo Jeff what up hop
Whats up man
Hey I heard that you was trying to talk to my girl
Man whats up with that?
What your girl
Yeah my girl I heard you heard you was trying to talk to my girl
Whats up
Nah it aint even like that you know
If you was kickin stronger game
She wouldnt have to call me
Stronger game
Yo you was tryin push up on my girl
I wanna know whats up with that
Once again your girl
Yeah
I think you better get the record straight man
Ah
You said my girl was pushing up on you
Aint too much to be pushing up on!
I mean thats true you know
But you know you kickin that spin the globe and all of that crazy stuff
She aint with that
Aight aight aight
We aint even gotta go into this
Hey Im confident in myself
Im sure youre confident in yourself
Well let her decide
Yeah you know
We can let her decide over a nice candlelight dinner at my spot
Cause thats where she gonna be tonight
Oh ha -dinner
You better hope she can make it to dinner after she had lunch with me
Oh yeah?
Yeah word up
You lead it off I end it off
Yeah alright homie
You better check yourself before you wreck yourself
Ooh Im scared Im scared